Do You kiss your mother with that mouth!

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Sun, 24 Mar 2013 01:40:24 -0400

I sure do!!!!

Fri, 01 Mar 2013 01:15:08 -0500

I sure do!!!!

Amazing

Fri, 01 Mar 2013 01:07:19 -0500

Amazing

frommyshipwreck: Yes?

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 21:03:16 -0500

frommyshipwreck:

Yes?

Introducing yepmy husband

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 02:34:06 -0500

Introducing yepmy husband

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Mon, 28 Jan 2013 02:26:21 -0500

In luv with t.mills

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 02:22:28 -0500

In luv with t.mills

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Mon, 28 Jan 2013 02:20:44 -0500

infinite-waffles: bathing-sun: stevenmoffart: corgis-with-brit...

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 02:19:38 -0500

infinite-waffles:

bathing-sun:

stevenmoffart:

corgis-with-british-accent:

yobeccaboom:

This raccoon never left the side of a cat who was dying of a tumor. The cat was comforted for the final hours of her life by her long time friend.

legit tears

the last gif tho, he pats the cat, omg

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN :’(

captain-casshole: Baloney Barb

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 02:11:42 -0500

captain-casshole:

Baloney Barb

Hell yes kalynn

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 02:11:23 -0500

Hell yes kalynn

ah-okk: “I was born with gills like fish.”-Lily Onakuramara

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 02:10:15 -0500

ah-okk:

“I was born with gills like fish.”
-Lily Onakuramara

tavros2738ombs73: Pitch Perfect - “Cups” (You’re Gonna Miss Me...

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 02:09:19 -0500

tavros2738ombs73:

Pitch Perfect - “Cups” (You’re Gonna Miss Me When I’m Gone) Scene HD

No Copyright Infringement Intended, Song Belongs To Universal Studios and Gold Circle Films or Whatever.Pitch Perfect - Cups SceneWatch in HD :)[ Lyrics ]I got my ticket for the long way runTwo bottle of whiskey for the wayAnd I sure would like some sweet companyAnd I’m leaving tomorrow, what’dya sayWhen I’m gone (2x)You’re gonna miss me when I’m goneYou’re gonna miss me by my hairYou’re gonna miss me everywhere, ohYou’re gonna miss me when I’m gone

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withoutremorse-withoutregret: lost-in-ikea: glam00ur: all 46...

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 18:31:37 -0500

withoutremorse-withoutregret:

lost-in-ikea:

glam00ur:

all 46 excuses on my friends wall,

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop”

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

it’s not my fault

my auntie was killed

and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN

the post that doesn’t age

This is the greatest thing ever.

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Wed, 02 Jan 2013 01:56:16 -0500

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Wed, 02 Jan 2013 01:49:45 -0500

prin-gles: HAHAHA.

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 01:49:14 -0500

prin-gles:

HAHAHA.